The Brilliance Eva Longhoodia!

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 09/30/2014 at 17:03 • Filed to: None

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I call it "Chinese name this car". I'll give you a random Chinese car and you have to pretend you are the board of directors at that company and decide a name for the car. As an example I will give you a real goofy named Chinese car, the Tang Hua Detroit Fish. Funniest name wins.

Now get your Chinese creative juices flowing and name this Brilliance ______ !

I call it Sunscreen Tiger.

Here are some pictures as inspiration:

Vimto > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 17:06

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The Eva Longhoodia.

Your boy, BJR > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 17:08

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sorry, nothing is beating "Detroit Fish"

mcseanerson > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 17:09

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CT6

not for canada - australian in disguise > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 17:13

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Brilliance Best Speed Eagle JCF923KS-3

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 17:14

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The Winged Trout.

 V8 Rustler > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 17:15

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Lustrous DS

My citroen won't start > Your boy, BJR 09/30/2014 at 17:26

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Detroit Fish.

My citroen won't start > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/30/2014 at 17:27

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Hahah I wonder if the number on their cars actually have meaning.

My citroen won't start > mcseanerson 09/30/2014 at 17:27

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Johann would be proud.

My citroen won't start > Vimto 09/30/2014 at 17:28

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And you win haha.

My citroen won't start > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/30/2014 at 17:29

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Ah the flagship model!

not for canada - australian in disguise > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 17:44

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Well maybe that's the whole idea of Cadillacs new naming scheme, to appease China.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 18:15

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Its a start. It seemed to generic , erm, professional to be the Brilliance Happy Day Fish Retriever.

My citroen won't start > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/30/2014 at 18:20

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And it isn't sporty enough to bear the Brilliance Many Speed Salmon Spaniel moniker.

ranwhenparked > My citroen won't start 09/30/2014 at 19:14

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Brilliance Super-You-Love-Car-Number-One!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > My citroen won't start 10/01/2014 at 22:42

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Eva Longhoodia? Meet Evo Lanceria:

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > My citroen won't start 10/02/2014 at 23:40

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The BYD Obfuscate HX-293L.2